tenth post.

A while back someone said, "Hay, Mike..." and I said, "Wut?" They replied, "Would you decorate this pastry cover to promote our apple fritters?"
I said, "Sure."

This was the result.

It's nothing fancy, really... and there isn't any coffee in being consumed- only souls.

ninth post.

You losers remember Street Sharks? It was that terrible abomination of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ripoff with roller hockey players turning into adolescent shark-people?

Well, this is one that didn't make the cut. He was too busy getting high.

Originally for Nicky Boy @ ROBOTIC ARMS PRESS.

Just replace the bong with a coffee mug and... 

TA DA! 

You go from grotesque blasphemous stoner to Blake Sharkman, ambitious young go-getter... with filthy morning breath.

eighth post.

Holy Guacamole! Guest artist Nick Francel just provided me with yet another monster drinking coffee! We decided to trade projects for a day... or a couple days. I drew some crazy ass flamingos and he proveded me with this beast. And, I must say- he outdid me.

You should totally check out his site- ROBOTIC ARMS PRESS.

DO IT.

Thanks Nick! 

seventh post.

Foldgers Instant Crystals are always bad luck. 

No matter how awesome you are. 

The mug is based on my own. 

I got in in NYC.

You know why he/she is wearing high heels, right?

sixth post.

Ok, this is obviously not mine. I've been busy. This is a still from my all time favorite animated movies- Daffy Duck's Quackbusters. 

I trust the Mummy has a little Irish in his coffee. 

I'll get back to this stuff later. 

fifth post.

Wow! It's been a while, huh?   

Talk about a bad start to your day. 

His eggs were supposed to be scrambled, 

as if this wasn't bad enough.

And, yes, I wrote "hands" where his hands should be.

Sue me. 

fourth post.

Ugh! You know what? Ever since Cthulhu got his new American Apparel weekend bag, he's been such a dick. Whatever though, he still has a flip phone.

Like, who still uses a flip phone?